directions joke?
lols this is so funny joke of the day Directions Please read all! 1.Start at LondonHeathrowAirport. 2.Catch flight from London Heathrow to DallasFort WorthAirport. 3.Hire car at DallasFort WorthAirport. 4.Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" follow for 0.2 miles. 5.Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for0.3miles 6.Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North AirportExit" -follow for 2.9 miles 7.Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2miles 8.Then continue on "US287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles 9."US287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles 10.Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0 miles 11."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles 12.Continue to follow "US287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles 13.Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for 7.8 miles 14.Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5 miles 15.Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles 16.Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1 miles 17.Arrive at the centre of town. please scroll down . . . . . . . . . . Now that's the fu#&ing way to Amarillo
Jokes & Riddles - 4 Answers
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I followed your directions and I think I zigged when I should have zagged, or maybe I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque. But I finished up at Oodnadatta!!
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i dont get it, its retarted
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WTF are you on????
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its a good joke was wondering where it was heaaded then had a good climax nice one
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Camcorders Do's & Don'ts PART 2
Camcorders Do's & Don'ts PART 2?
I WANT TO DO THIS! BUT.... Someone told me (I don't know if he/she was in the Aviation business.) that if you're gonna use your camcorder when you're on a flight You SHOULDN'T "Do" it when a Plane is "Lowering unto the runway" (LANDING) B/c it'll interfere w/ the Frequencies that Pilots use. THO' You CAN Film WHILE the Plane IS ON the Runway or ON Land. SO, Here's the Vid on "YouTube" B) Type in: "American Airlines Boeing 757-200 landing into DFW International Airport" For LANDING in Dallas Fort Worth" 1) Now, here's what he/she meant about LANDING (b/c I think he/she said again b/c of the Frequencies). But you see, this person is Filming WHILE the Plane is getting closer to (LAND On) the Runway. Also, when I expressed my interest in Doing this (Filming the same as these people) he/she said that I Should Contact the Airline & ask them if they ALLOW this b/c Some Airlines don't. 2) Finally, he/she commented about that if I'm planning to do this & I get "Caught" by the Stewardess the Only thing that'll happen is the Stewardess will tell me to Put It AWAY. BUT again, this person is STILL Filming while the Stewardess is saying that "You may now free to use your Cell Phones, but all other Electronic devices do mean to remain OFF" tho' as I mentioned above the Plane is TAXIING to the Gate & IS ON the LAND - Runway - BUT He/She said "THO' You CAN Film WHILE the Plane IS ON the Runway or ON Land." If you're "NOT ALLOWED" to do this then 3) How's this person doing this W/out "getting caught"? 3a) How would you be able to "Get away" w/ Bringing the Camcorder (meaning SMALL) On the Plane when you have to go thru SECURITY B/f you even reach the Gate? I'd like to Film like this too b/c I love seeing the Land from below w/ the Clouds scattered & seeing the Land Spread out when Landing. So, if anyone has any advice I'm open to any suggestions.
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your best way is to Contact the Airline & ask them if they ALLOW this b/c Some Airlines don't. then you are sure. its like people who go to concerts many do not allow video cameras but they still do it. RR
I WANT TO DO THIS! BUT.... Someone told me (I don't know if he/she was in the Aviation business.) that if you're gonna use your camcorder when you're on a flight You SHOULDN'T "Do" it when a Plane is "Lowering unto the runway" (LANDING) B/c it'll interfere w/ the Frequencies that Pilots use. THO' You CAN Film WHILE the Plane IS ON the Runway or ON Land. SO, Here's the Vid on "YouTube" B) Type in: "American Airlines Boeing 757-200 landing into DFW International Airport" For LANDING in Dallas Fort Worth" 1) Now, here's what he/she meant about LANDING (b/c I think he/she said again b/c of the Frequencies). But you see, this person is Filming WHILE the Plane is getting closer to (LAND On) the Runway. Also, when I expressed my interest in Doing this (Filming the same as these people) he/she said that I Should Contact the Airline & ask them if they ALLOW this b/c Some Airlines don't. 2) Finally, he/she commented about that if I'm planning to do this & I get "Caught" by the Stewardess the Only thing that'll happen is the Stewardess will tell me to Put It AWAY. BUT again, this person is STILL Filming while the Stewardess is saying that "You may now free to use your Cell Phones, but all other Electronic devices do mean to remain OFF" tho' as I mentioned above the Plane is TAXIING to the Gate & IS ON the LAND - Runway - BUT He/She said "THO' You CAN Film WHILE the Plane IS ON the Runway or ON Land." If you're "NOT ALLOWED" to do this then 3) How's this person doing this W/out "getting caught"? 3a) How would you be able to "Get away" w/ Bringing the Camcorder (meaning SMALL) On the Plane when you have to go thru SECURITY B/f you even reach the Gate? I'd like to Film like this too b/c I love seeing the Land from below w/ the Clouds scattered & seeing the Land Spread out when Landing. So, if anyone has any advice I'm open to any suggestions.
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your best way is to Contact the Airline & ask them if they ALLOW this b/c Some Airlines don't. then you are sure. its like people who go to concerts many do not allow video cameras but they still do it. RR
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Aurora UFO Incident I have a Way to Illegale justerfid evidence that it was true
Aurora UFO Incident I have a Way to Illegale justerfid evidence that it was true?
During the 1896-1897 timeframe (some six or seven years before the Wright Brothers' first flight), numerous sightings of a cigar-shaped flying machine were reported across the United States. One of these accounts appeared in the April 19, 1897 edition of the Dallas Morning News. Written by Aurora resident S.E. Haydon[2], the alleged UFO is said to have hit a windmill on the property of a Judge J.S. Proctor two days earlier at around 6am local (Central) time[3], resulting in its crash. The pilot (who was reported to be "not of this world", and a "Martian" according to a purported Army officer from nearby Fort Worth)[4] did not survive the crash, and was buried "with Christian rites" at the nearby Aurora Cemetery. (The cemetery contains a Texas Historical Commission marker mentioning the incident.[5]) I will steal the uncovered a grave marker that appeared to show a flying saucer coffean from the Aurora Cemetery so I can prove that the aliens are out the if I do steal it I am not a grave rober coz the body is not from this world so I can do it in a way of negation plz know one do this it's my idear I may never do it On December 2, 2005, UFO Files first aired an episode related to this incident, titled "Texas' Roswell". The episode featured a 1973 investigation led by Bill Case, an aviation writer for the Dallas Times Herald[6] and the Texas state director of Mutual UFO Network (MUFON). MUFON uncovered two new eyewitnesses to the crash. Mary Evans, who was 15 at the time, told of how her parents went to the crash site (they forbade her from going) and the discovery of the alien body. Charlie Stephens, who was age 10, told how he saw the airship trailing smoke as it headed north toward Aurora. He wanted to see what happened, but his father made him finish his chores; later, he told how his father went to town the next day and saw wreckage from the crash. MUFON's investigation uncovered a piece of metal, reportedly from the wreckage, that upon further analysis was revealed to be composed of 95% aluminum and 5% iron, with no traces of zinc.[1] This alloy is very uncommon in nature
Astronomy & Space - 4 Answers
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You spend way too much time reading or watching TV about garbage. For what it is worth, Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin designed his first rigid airship in 1874 (non rigid ones had been flying since 1852) and they were all cigar shaped. Oddly, UFO's were that shape then. Coincidence? Or over-active imagination from 'witness' who simply took whatever was considered 'advanced technology' to illustrate their delirium?
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Well, ..., the Aurora incident was more than likely a private entrepreneur who developed and flew a zeppelin. The crash could have burned his body beyond recognition. Aluminum and Iron alloys were certainly possible during that time. Of course it's uncommon in nature. Nature doesn't make alloys people make alloys! A truly advanced civilization would have used a much more exotic metal like titanium or not metal at all opting for carbon nanofibers.
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It's not really significant that flying objects were sighted before the Wright Brothers' first flight. Even if they get the nod for aerodynamic flight, airships and balloons did exist and did fly well before then. One thing to consider: even if you DID dig up this person's grave, what then? You don't exactly come across as being equipped to do any manner of forensic analysis of such things. For example, you seem to figure that an aluminum alloy is significant because it "does not occur in nature". Alloys, by their nature, tend not to at all. Suffice it to say, such an aluminum alloy as you describe would be primitive even by the standards of modern aviation. Hell, my BICYCLE is made of more interesting stuff than that. Aluminum was certainly workable with the technology of the day, if one had money to throw around; indeed, it would have represented the cutting edge.
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I would very strongly suggest that you should actually find a copy of the Dallas Morning News for 19 April 1897 and see if this article is actually there. You might also care to look at other regional newspapers for 18 to 30 April 1897 to see if there were other reports not copied from the original article and for any follow-up reports, including retractions. An airship crash in 1897, specially in relatively remote Texas would have been big news. It would have been big news in Germany or Europe where airships were actually being built then. If there were no follow up reports, even if the original article actually exists, then the thing is probably a fake. Yes, i have heard of this before and the suggestion that it is entirely a fabrication. It is also worth finding out if J. S. Proctor and S.E. Haydon actually lived in the area. You will need to find some pretty good evidence before any court will allow an exhumation. So far you have got next to nothing, just hearsay.
During the 1896-1897 timeframe (some six or seven years before the Wright Brothers' first flight), numerous sightings of a cigar-shaped flying machine were reported across the United States. One of these accounts appeared in the April 19, 1897 edition of the Dallas Morning News. Written by Aurora resident S.E. Haydon[2], the alleged UFO is said to have hit a windmill on the property of a Judge J.S. Proctor two days earlier at around 6am local (Central) time[3], resulting in its crash. The pilot (who was reported to be "not of this world", and a "Martian" according to a purported Army officer from nearby Fort Worth)[4] did not survive the crash, and was buried "with Christian rites" at the nearby Aurora Cemetery. (The cemetery contains a Texas Historical Commission marker mentioning the incident.[5]) I will steal the uncovered a grave marker that appeared to show a flying saucer coffean from the Aurora Cemetery so I can prove that the aliens are out the if I do steal it I am not a grave rober coz the body is not from this world so I can do it in a way of negation plz know one do this it's my idear I may never do it On December 2, 2005, UFO Files first aired an episode related to this incident, titled "Texas' Roswell". The episode featured a 1973 investigation led by Bill Case, an aviation writer for the Dallas Times Herald[6] and the Texas state director of Mutual UFO Network (MUFON). MUFON uncovered two new eyewitnesses to the crash. Mary Evans, who was 15 at the time, told of how her parents went to the crash site (they forbade her from going) and the discovery of the alien body. Charlie Stephens, who was age 10, told how he saw the airship trailing smoke as it headed north toward Aurora. He wanted to see what happened, but his father made him finish his chores; later, he told how his father went to town the next day and saw wreckage from the crash. MUFON's investigation uncovered a piece of metal, reportedly from the wreckage, that upon further analysis was revealed to be composed of 95% aluminum and 5% iron, with no traces of zinc.[1] This alloy is very uncommon in nature
Astronomy & Space - 4 Answers
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You spend way too much time reading or watching TV about garbage. For what it is worth, Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin designed his first rigid airship in 1874 (non rigid ones had been flying since 1852) and they were all cigar shaped. Oddly, UFO's were that shape then. Coincidence? Or over-active imagination from 'witness' who simply took whatever was considered 'advanced technology' to illustrate their delirium?
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Well, ..., the Aurora incident was more than likely a private entrepreneur who developed and flew a zeppelin. The crash could have burned his body beyond recognition. Aluminum and Iron alloys were certainly possible during that time. Of course it's uncommon in nature. Nature doesn't make alloys people make alloys! A truly advanced civilization would have used a much more exotic metal like titanium or not metal at all opting for carbon nanofibers.
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It's not really significant that flying objects were sighted before the Wright Brothers' first flight. Even if they get the nod for aerodynamic flight, airships and balloons did exist and did fly well before then. One thing to consider: even if you DID dig up this person's grave, what then? You don't exactly come across as being equipped to do any manner of forensic analysis of such things. For example, you seem to figure that an aluminum alloy is significant because it "does not occur in nature". Alloys, by their nature, tend not to at all. Suffice it to say, such an aluminum alloy as you describe would be primitive even by the standards of modern aviation. Hell, my BICYCLE is made of more interesting stuff than that. Aluminum was certainly workable with the technology of the day, if one had money to throw around; indeed, it would have represented the cutting edge.
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I would very strongly suggest that you should actually find a copy of the Dallas Morning News for 19 April 1897 and see if this article is actually there. You might also care to look at other regional newspapers for 18 to 30 April 1897 to see if there were other reports not copied from the original article and for any follow-up reports, including retractions. An airship crash in 1897, specially in relatively remote Texas would have been big news. It would have been big news in Germany or Europe where airships were actually being built then. If there were no follow up reports, even if the original article actually exists, then the thing is probably a fake. Yes, i have heard of this before and the suggestion that it is entirely a fabrication. It is also worth finding out if J. S. Proctor and S.E. Haydon actually lived in the area. You will need to find some pretty good evidence before any court will allow an exhumation. So far you have got next to nothing, just hearsay.
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
any cheap vacation ideas
any cheap vacation ideas?
The big challenge is that I want to fly! somewhere! I love to fly, so that puts a damper on cheap vacation ideas. so... What is the cheapest major city to fly to from dallas fort worth? I want to get away for a mini vacation sometime soon and will be flying out of DFW. I really don't care so much where I go, but more how much it costs to go somewhere-flight and hotel. I also need advice on the cost of hotels in major cities. I am traveling alone and over 50. I prefer to go somewhere near an ocean, but would like to have suggestions about other interesting places. I've been looking at San Francisco...but it seems expensive. If I can't afford anything that interesting, I'll go Anywhere. So, where can I fly to and stay that is the most interesting and Cheapest!? ps. places that I've already been - Atlanta, Chicago, New Orleans, Houston, San Antonio, Myrtle Beach, Smokey Mountains (and all around Tenn), actually all of south carolina, georgia and tennessee (the oil spill in the gulf is a concern)
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i dont know if this would peak your interested but las vegas, nevada is a pretty cheap place (i went there 3 years ago..) and there is a ton to do for adults but you probably already thought of this ...( it would be very easy if you tell us how much you plan to use for flight money because we can't if the flights might be too expensive for you or not.. if you go on orbitz the flight from dallas to las vegas is 399 for june 25- 29 http://www.travelchannel.com/Places_Trips/Travel_Ideas/Beaches/Best_Beach_Vacations/Top_10_California_Beach_Getaways here are more ideas and just look on travel channel
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Hi I think you have fond of traveling and visit new places.I was also confused last two month ago about my holiday tour with my family.I was also searching a place which gave relax to me and my family in my budget. I have got suggestion from my friend that you should go in Venice.Venice is very beautiful & attractive city of Italy where you can feel relax and see new thing like Correr Museum,Rialto Bridge,Miracoli church etc. I have stayed there 15 days and this is not very expensive.I am giving you source, I think it will help you.
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There are many excellent cities for vacations in the US. There are: Orlando, Las Vegas, Tampa, and New Orleans to name a few. You may also want to consider a cruise. You get a lot for your money on a cruise. Many cruises start at under $90/day. The website below can give you some inexpensive vacation ideas. Then, go to Travelocity.com and plug in various cities and/or cruises and see what may be fun for your vacation.
The big challenge is that I want to fly! somewhere! I love to fly, so that puts a damper on cheap vacation ideas. so... What is the cheapest major city to fly to from dallas fort worth? I want to get away for a mini vacation sometime soon and will be flying out of DFW. I really don't care so much where I go, but more how much it costs to go somewhere-flight and hotel. I also need advice on the cost of hotels in major cities. I am traveling alone and over 50. I prefer to go somewhere near an ocean, but would like to have suggestions about other interesting places. I've been looking at San Francisco...but it seems expensive. If I can't afford anything that interesting, I'll go Anywhere. So, where can I fly to and stay that is the most interesting and Cheapest!? ps. places that I've already been - Atlanta, Chicago, New Orleans, Houston, San Antonio, Myrtle Beach, Smokey Mountains (and all around Tenn), actually all of south carolina, georgia and tennessee (the oil spill in the gulf is a concern)
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i dont know if this would peak your interested but las vegas, nevada is a pretty cheap place (i went there 3 years ago..) and there is a ton to do for adults but you probably already thought of this ...( it would be very easy if you tell us how much you plan to use for flight money because we can't if the flights might be too expensive for you or not.. if you go on orbitz the flight from dallas to las vegas is 399 for june 25- 29 http://www.travelchannel.com/Places_Trips/Travel_Ideas/Beaches/Best_Beach_Vacations/Top_10_California_Beach_Getaways here are more ideas and just look on travel channel
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Hi I think you have fond of traveling and visit new places.I was also confused last two month ago about my holiday tour with my family.I was also searching a place which gave relax to me and my family in my budget. I have got suggestion from my friend that you should go in Venice.Venice is very beautiful & attractive city of Italy where you can feel relax and see new thing like Correr Museum,Rialto Bridge,Miracoli church etc. I have stayed there 15 days and this is not very expensive.I am giving you source, I think it will help you.
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There are many excellent cities for vacations in the US. There are: Orlando, Las Vegas, Tampa, and New Orleans to name a few. You may also want to consider a cruise. You get a lot for your money on a cruise. Many cruises start at under $90/day. The website below can give you some inexpensive vacation ideas. Then, go to Travelocity.com and plug in various cities and/or cruises and see what may be fun for your vacation.
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