Tuesday, September 21, 2010

directions joke

directions joke?
lols this is so funny joke of the day Directions Please read all! 1.Start at LondonHeathrowAirport. 2.Catch flight from London Heathrow to DallasFort WorthAirport. 3.Hire car at DallasFort WorthAirport. 4.Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" follow for 0.2 miles. 5.Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for0.3miles 6.Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North AirportExit" -follow for 2.9 miles 7.Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2miles 8.Then continue on "US287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles 9."US287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles 10.Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0 miles 11."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles 12.Continue to follow "US287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles 13.Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for 7.8 miles 14.Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5 miles 15.Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles 16.Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1 miles 17.Arrive at the centre of town. please scroll down . . . . . . . . . . Now that's the fu#&ing way to Amarillo
Jokes & Riddles - 4 Answers
Random Answers, Critics, Comments, Opinions :
1 :
I followed your directions and I think I zigged when I should have zagged, or maybe I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque. But I finished up at Oodnadatta!!
2 :
i dont get it, its retarted
3 :
WTF are you on????
4 :
its a good joke was wondering where it was heaaded then had a good climax nice one

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